Friday, March 27, 2009

Miss Sinaloa, hot chick with big guns

No, not those kinda of guns. I’m talking AR-15 Bushmasters. In the Mexican TV series “El Pantera” Rosaura, the daughter of drug kingpin El Rubio, is a sexy and tough leader of a drug cartel. Sounds a bit far fetched to have a hot chick as a leader in a drug cartel but this sort of thing actually goes on south of the border.

Rosaura “La Reigna” in protective custody of El Pantera

On December 22, 2008 Laura Zuniga, the recently crowned “Miss Sinaloa” was arrested at a Mexican army checkpoint along with seven members of the Juarez cartel. Along with them were a small arsenal of guns, 633 rounds of ammunition, over $100,000 and enough cel phones to film a Verizon commercial.

Miss Sinaloa

Unfortunately for Snow White and the 7 deadly dwarfs, target shooting isn’t really part of the competition in the pageant so she has been stripped of her title. Other officials with the contest also pointed out those fake boobs aren’t supposed to be allowed either. She is still getting some free housing courtesy of the PJF though.

From the catwalk…

…to the perp walk

Hey, Viva Mexico!

Dumb ass warning labels

I’m sitting here eating a “naco taco” (redneck version of ceviche, canned tuna on a chipotle tostado) and wondering what the hell is wrong with my fellow homo sapiens.

Written on the side of my Wal-Mart brand tuna (hey, we’re in a fucking recession – fuck you Charlie!) is the following warning “Allergy warning: Contains Tuna”. Why???? Is it really possible that someone could win a lawsuit against Wal-Mart after they ate the contents of a can label “Chunk Light Tuna in Water” with pictures of minced fish on it?

I’ve seen this on cans of peanuts too. Almond Joy says “May have been made with machinery that processes nuts” To hell with the machines, what about the name of this product make lawyers think that information is worth using up ink for?

I say let natural selection take effect here. Anyone who knows they have a peanut allergy and opens up a can of Skippy and makes themselves a PBJ is probably going to improve the gene pool with their absence.